so explain again why im purple
no
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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