Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
They are going to name an STD after you.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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