we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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