can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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