I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I would fuck him just for his dog
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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