if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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