No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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