her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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