the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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