All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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Goodbee
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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