I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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