her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
