I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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