my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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