and she was petting her beer can
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Two words: blizzard sex
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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