drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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