Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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