yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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