we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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