try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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