So drunk its hurt
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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