you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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