Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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