its not stalking. its research.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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