She is in my trunk
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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