I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
