I wish my penis had an off switch
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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