Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She swung at the pinata with crutches
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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