imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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