Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
accomplished twins. life is a go
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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