would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
