I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
there is puke in my bra ... again
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