its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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