New invention idea: vibrating tampons
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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