We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
