A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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