This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
worst night to have a conscience
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
