Have you finally orgasmed yet?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
So. Much. Porn.
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