i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I think a kid would responsible me up
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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