Whod you bang
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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