They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Terrible idea I love it
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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