He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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