i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Dear god my vagina.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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