is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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