idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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