when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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