We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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