I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Dignity is for republicans.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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