I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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