have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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