i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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