I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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