I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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