Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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